You want to get a margarita with me. You want to go to a Mexican restaurant and get a fresh basket of tortilla chips. You want to tell me mundane gossip. You want to get a margarita with me.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Guaranteed to grant you at least (1) partner in margarita gossip
• Can I be a little mean for a sec?
• Wear this while sitting on a juicy update about that girl you and your friend haven't spoken to in nine years but somehow still keep track of on Instagram. Maybe she's having a baby! Maybe she became a doctor! Maybe she's ruining lives! Let's find out!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |